So, this is my entry for 's cnotest.

These are my two newest characters, The Warden and Kitty Sorrow. (It was three sheets of paper taped together, but I lost the third)

The Warden:
Species: horned wolf/dog-type thing
Male
Age: UNKNOWN
Occupation: Maximum-Security Prison Warden (hence the name)
Likes: Soda, Tattoos, Video Games, Piercings, Skating
Dislikes: Life, His Job, Asian Food, Prisoners, Orange Things, Trouble, Fighting, The Government, Small Spaces, His Amputated Hind-Feet, Your Face
Description: The Warden, yes. WHAT A PIECE OF WORK THIS GUY IS! His real name is, hehe, Warden Anderson-Mathews. He is always pissed. ALWAYS. His hind feet are amputated, so he has wheels for feet! He also put some wheels on the braces on his front legs. He likes to skate around on them. He's the warden at a prison he LOATHES his job. Hates life like nothing else. And wishes you all would just die. He has reeeeeeally fucked-up teeth. He has six eyes that are black with white pupils. He got his neck pierced and put those handcuffs in it. He's got stiches on one side of him from where someone tried to cut him up with a circular saw. He wears those spiked-skull-shoulder-pad things. He has loads of piercings, and is also kind-of a mutant. And I'm sick of this description. MOVING ON.

Kitty Sorrow
Species: Miniature Winged Cat
GENDER UNDEFINED
Age: 23
Occupation: Prison Gaurd (Hooray...)
Likes: Cupcakes, Porn (I haven't got the slightest clue why, though), Strapping Young Lad, Chili, Monster Trucks, Making Fun of People, Flaming, devianTART, Type O Negative
Dislikes: Life. People Who Call Her (That's What Kitty Likes To Be Referred To As) Shorty, Being Treated Like a Kid, Anyone Who Messes With Her Hat, Me for Screwing Up on her, not having legs, how small she is, HELP
Description: Kitty, tries to be independent of the world. Problem is, she's about the size of a shoe box and has no lower body. She wears torn-up clothes, cuz she's too cheap to buy new clothes. (I DREW HER ALL WRONG. TOO HUMAN. URRRRRRGGGHHH!!!) She's got an eye patch. And She's got wings, she can fly pretty well, and its how she gets around. She's very mysterious. And angry. VERY ANGRY. She often wears spiked elbow pads, either electrified or poison-tipped. And will yell "HANDICAP THIS!!!" and attack someone. She is, like I said, the Cell Block 5 prison guard. Despite her size and disabilities, she is somehow very good at her job. She is wierd. And creepy. And is supposed to be deplorably adorable, but I drew her too anthro. Less anthro. More chibi. Whatever.

Meh.